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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 5/20: It’s Our Anniversary!

If your state allows for it, make that restaurant reservation! Cop some flowers (and make sure the price isn't on the wrapping), and cue up the Tony! Toni! Tone! classic. One year ago this week, All Elite Wrestling dropped their inaugural Double Or Nothing PPV. It was an evening of amazing matchups and iconic moments,… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 5/20: It’s Our Anniversary!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 5/6: Enter Damascus!

Whereas throughout the late 90's Mondays were deemed to be the battleground for wrestling supremacy, Wednesdays have become the destination for enthusiasts. No, the ratings don't reflect the intensity of All Elite Wrestling's loyalists against the Full Sail brethren following NXT, but the passion is there regardless. Against an admittedly stacked evening emitting from the… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 5/6: Enter Damascus!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/29: Fear The Revolt! And Angels! And Brackets!

https://twitter.com/DaxHarwood/status/1252617649483382784?s=20 https://twitter.com/Alan_Angels_/status/1253806870403469313?s=20 In addition to regular Dynamite wrap-ups, I have deemed myself essential to notify you, loyal readers, of all things concerning All Elite Wrestling. And so, I begin with alerting the people that after chatting briefly with him (and his father) on Twitter, last week's opponent of Kenny Omega shall hereafter be referred to… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/29: Fear The Revolt! And Angels! And Brackets!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/15: Your Essential Wednesday Report!

https://twitter.com/AEWrestling/status/1250207920916135937?s=20 Ah, professional wrestling! Where a mere blank check can deem you "essential" to the American way of life. This is my last shot across the bow at the WWE (this week), as they have had to release numerous talents as a result of massive financial losses due to WrestleMania 36. No longer having to… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/15: Your Essential Wednesday Report!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/8: Can’t Nobody Hold Us Down!

It was bound to happen. The "pissant company" that has been pimp-slapping NXT in the Wednesday Night War has gotten into the head of WWE like a frontal lobotomy. The police in suburban Georgia were tipped off to a gathering of more than 10 people by an "unnamed witness", likely a stooge from Full Sail… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/8: Can’t Nobody Hold Us Down!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/1: Bracketology, BAY-BAY!!!

Let's face it: the loss of professional and collegiate sports has hit us like a Coffin Drop from Darby Allin. But do not fear, loyal readers! Tony Khan has (at last) unveiled a second men's singles title, the TNT Championship. It has yet to be determined what (if any) stipulations carrying this strap will have,… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 4/1: Bracketology, BAY-BAY!!!

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JoeStopper’s AEW Report 3/18: Back Where It All Began!

https://twitter.com/fowl_original/status/1240260881252061187?s=20 With the onset of Coronavirus throughout all of America, sports have been ground to a halt. We need entertainment, damn it! WWE is trying its very best to host its live programming from its Performance Center, but where does that leave All Elite Wrestling? Well, they have decided that home quarantining is best for… Continue reading JoeStopper’s AEW Report 3/18: Back Where It All Began!